Easter Bunny Funny

I have been a very neglectful blogger lately. But I have a good- well, mediocre- excuse: I have been having a problem gaining access to the internet lately. But! Cory and I may be getting internet in our apartment soon! I know, how very modern of us. I will keep you posted. In the meantime, here is what I've been up to for the past...well, many months:

First, my favoritest girl Angel was in town for awhile in February. Here she is in the snow at my parent's house. I post this picture for two reasons: 1- because Angel is adorable, and 2- because ANGEL!! It won't be snowy and cold when you get back! I just wanted to let you know that. We will play outside and make my mom buy us ice cream. Seriously. Can't wait!

Anyhoo, after that, when the snow went away, there were tornados. During a tornado warning (during which I was cooking dinner and had the thought, "Damnit! I am not abandoning this chicken alfredo for a damn tornado, it's gonna be delicous! If I have to seek shelter, would it be weird to seek it with a pan of food and a fork?"), my little sister Lauren decided to ignore the warnings of funnel clouds in her direct vicinity and instead went out onto the fire escape outside of her 7th floor art studio and ake this picture:

She lived, so we can now appreciate the beauty of her photographic efforts.

Also in February, Stephanie had a birthday! She had a super fun party which ended the next morning when "someone" pictured below puked on "someone" else's back. I won't name names, but me thinks the one who was puked on shan't forget. And I shan't forget, either. Cause it's a really funny story, full of puke, laughs, confusion, more puke, and even more confusion. And some rotten smells. But the party was awesome.

In March, our little Bobby turned 23. Sara and I threw him a Surprise Pizza Pirate Pop Party. Bobby was surprised. See?

This is Bobby's cake, which Cory and I bought for him and added the pirates to. I then added the baby, too. I also had other babies which I gave out throughout the night. Cory found these babies abandoned at church, in a cup. It was up to me to give them good homes.

After Bobby's party, we went to see Matt's band at Woodchuck's. They were awesome. Here are me and m'ladies.

Oh, and Cory grew a beard. His beard is hotter than Jason's.

Cory also grew a second head, that kind of resembles our cat. (sidenote: I convinced my friend's 3 year old that this was really a picture of a half-man, half-cat. I am gonna make a great mom someday).

I have also been working at different bank branches all over Michigan. In the creepy, no-longer-used ladies room in the creepy basement of one of these branches, I found this:

I don't know what the belt is necessarily for, but I'm glad I don't know cause that means I've never had to use one.

In more pleasant lady news, my cousin Claire had a baby girl named Allison. She is adorable.

And lastly, last Saturday I hung out with Holly and her kids at her grandma's house, and helped her son Johnny color Easter eggs. Johnny is adorable. We are totally BFF's now. He even colored me my own Easter egg with my name on it. **hearts!** He is turning 3 on Sunday and told me he wants, "Poop, psychos, and pizza" for his birthday. I bought him dinosaurs and robots instead.

Hope you all had a great Easter! I'll try to stay in touch more.