To the sheep who eat pumpkins all day on my way to and from work: Who knew sheep liked pumpkins so much? Everyday I drive by you twice, and you are all always eating pumpkins. Where did you get so many pumpkins? Don't you ever get full? Are pumpkins really that delicious when they are not in pie form? Man...I just have so many questions for you...
To the people who already have Christmas lights up on their house: No. NO. Just....no.
To my fear of giving blood: Take THAT! I kicked your ASS!!
To the chicken stir fry I ate earlier: Thank you for being so delicious. You are my sunshine.
To my birthday: See you in a week!! You don't scare me!
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